unsuccessful-metalbenders:

ollivandur:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

It’s… that easy!?

IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS-

OH NO

WE HAVE A LEAK

OH MY GOD, MORE?!?!?

/PTERODACTYL SCREECH

sCREAMING THESE ARE PERF

(via enterpriseblues)

Source: ollivander

Originally from sing me to sleep

2 years ago · 424,039 notes · Tagged FLAWLESS

  1. the-9-doctor reblogged this from dddragoni and added:
    Omg I have searched forever for this post
  2. poisonsam reblogged this from riseupcats
  3. riseupcats reblogged this from la-douce-france
  4. ca-dela reblogged this from comemorninglightleprechaun
  5. llamasonthetardis reblogged this from wonderfullymadthings
  6. tortoiseshellgal reblogged this from is-that-aph-iceland
  7. ganonhero reblogged this from askugia
  8. mottsfrustration reblogged this from askugia
  9. askugia reblogged this from i-spit-on-fire
  10. memebyerin reblogged this from dnotive
  11. that-crazy-ginger-over-there reblogged this from that-crazy-ginger-over-there
  12. t-e-l-e-p-o-r-t-i-n-g-b-r-e-a-d reblogged this from skwidgler
  13. wonderfullymadthings reblogged this from carryonmy-assbutt
  14. pardon-me-assbutt reblogged this from dementedtemptations
  15. xxlaruechasexx reblogged this from dementedtemptations
  16. deqnweechester reblogged this from castiel-used-angel-blade
  17. drakatzen reblogged this from k-atebishop
  18. dementedtemptations reblogged this from karkozaka
  19. fueledbybands124 reblogged this from danielfuckingperez
  20. mitsukirinoko reblogged this from lie-t0-m3
  21. zerobold reblogged this from turtle-mode-activate
  22. certainlyrandomhopefullyprofound reblogged this from omfganimes
  23. elenaaafitzgerald reblogged this from viperinetoast
  24. pug-hugger reblogged this from magikarp-trainer-talon
  25. inconvienentlylargegiraffe reblogged this from winchesters-broke-the-tardis
  26. randomandbored reblogged this from amazingnicoleisnotonfireblr
  27. castiel-used-angel-blade reblogged this from crypticuniverse
  28. wonkwizard reblogged this from damfrozencupcakes
  29. skylinedancer reblogged this from all-time-troyler
  30. cosplaycow reblogged this from alohamoramicorazon
  31. a-writing-reader reblogged this from b-lissfulminds
  32. magikarp-trainer-talon reblogged this from my-five-meters
  33. turtle-mode-activate reblogged this from pan1c-at-the-disco
  34. pan1c-at-the-disco reblogged this from sociallyawkwardpiano